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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running!
~ Groucho Marx

Funny
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet.
~ Groucho Marx

Humour / Naughty
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.c
~ Groucho Marx

Politics and Politicians
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
~ Groucho Marx

Politics and Politicians
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
~ Groucho Marx

Wisdom
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
~ Groucho Marx

Life / Death / Humour
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
~ Groucho Marx

Humour / Men
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
~ Groucho Marx

Funny / Relationships / Marriage
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
~ Groucho Marx

Education
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
~ Groucho Marx

Marriage