A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running! |
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet. |
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.c |
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. |
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. |
I intend to live forever, or die trying. |
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women. |
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. |
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. |
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? |