Suddenly 'March' has changed from 'Tax Saving Mode' to 'Life Saving Mode'! |
In making out their income tax return, some people are like Sunny Leone and Poonam Pandey, they take off as much as the law allows. Happy 31st March Closing! |
Only 31st March makes us realise how happily, earnestly, diligently and passionately we worked all through the year for the government and politicians to thrive on our stupidity! Have a great 31st March! |
Santa goes to a hotel and orders lunch. He finishes lunch, washes his hands and pays bill and goes back to work. No Jokes Bhai, March Ending Hai! |
May God gives you strength and capabilities to deposit your taxes well in time. Happy 31st March! |
Jab Padhte The Tab Bhi March Darata Tha, Ab Kamate Hain Tab Bhi March Darata Hai! |
Narad ji: Prabhu, March Mein Baarish? Inder Dev: March ending hai, Target complete karne hein! |
May God gives you strength and capabilities to deposit your taxes well in time. Happy 31st March! |
Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend? Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns. Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha? Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja! Happy 31 March! |
Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day? Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April! |