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Upload to Facebook I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.
I took gold, silver, and bronze! -
Upload to Facebook I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y! -
Upload to Facebook I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a cheap wig.
It was a small price toupee! -
Upload to Facebook Wimbledon tells us how the British want the world to think about them, and Football tells us how they actually are! -
Upload to Facebook Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other! -
Upload to Facebook If flowers weren't loved seasons would never shed them so gracefully! -
Upload to Facebook Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
Good Morning! -
Upload to Facebook The wife was checking her husband's phone and saw a contact named COVID-19, she called the number and her own phone rang.
And the husband is now isolated! -
Upload to Facebook A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident.
Lawyer: How did you cause the accident?
Man: Which accident?
Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now.
Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
You can know all the things wrong about you from your wife by simply forgetting her birthday!
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