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  • Today is one special day where I get to tell you how much I appreciate your presence in my life. You are truly a source of happiness for me.<br/>
Happy birthday dear sister!Upload to Facebook
    Today is one special day where I get to tell you how much I appreciate your presence in my life. You are truly a source of happiness for me.
    Happy birthday dear sister!
  • Fathers are real superheroes. They may not have superpowers but they always have a super heart and a super spirit.<br/>
Happy Father's Day to all Dads!Upload to Facebook
    Fathers are real superheroes. They may not have superpowers but they always have a super heart and a super spirit.
    Happy Father's Day to all Dads!
  • Thank you for always being the shield that protects us from sorrow and despair.<br/>
We feel so blessed for having such a wonderful father.<br/>
Happy Father's Day!Upload to Facebook
    Thank you for always being the shield that protects us from sorrow and despair.
    We feel so blessed for having such a wonderful father.
    Happy Father's Day!
  • Every morning for me is an opportunity to love you, care for you, and make you feel special all day long.<br/>
Good morning my love!Upload to Facebook
    Every morning for me is an opportunity to love you, care for you, and make you feel special all day long.
    Good morning my love!
  • Doctor: Who did this to you?<br/>
Santa: Wife.<br/>
Doctor: Why?<br/>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.<br/>
Doctor: Then?<br/>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Who did this to you?
    Santa: Wife.
    Doctor: Why?
    Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
    Doctor: Then?
    Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!
  • The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.<br/>
If you don't agree, just go shopping with your wife!Upload to Facebook
    The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.
    If you don't agree, just go shopping with your wife!
  • Telling my wife that we're going out for dinner at someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready!Upload to Facebook
    Telling my wife that we're going out for dinner at someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready!
  • Michael Schumacher might have been the fastest driver but have you seen Indians driving past the traffic signal about to change?Upload to Facebook
    Michael Schumacher might have been the fastest driver but have you seen Indians driving past the traffic signal about to change?
  • I normally don't brag about expensive trips...<br/>
but I just got back from the Fuel Station!Upload to Facebook
    I normally don't brag about expensive trips...
    but I just got back from the Fuel Station!
  • Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?<br/>
He will stop at nothing to avoid them!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
    He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
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