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  • Asli Sukh:</br>
Gaadi X</br>
Bangla X</br>
Naukar X</br></br>

Bukhar Nahi √</br>
Khansi Nahi √</br>
Oxygen Level 95 √</br>
Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √Upload to Facebook
    Asli Sukh:
    Gaadi X
    Bangla X
    Naukar X

    Bukhar Nahi √
    Khansi Nahi √
    Oxygen Level 95 √
    Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √
  • If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult!Upload to Facebook
    If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult!
  • We forget about dreams when we enter reality, but we also forget about reality when we enter dreams!Upload to Facebook
    We forget about dreams when we enter reality, but we also forget about reality when we enter dreams!
  • It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor!Upload to Facebook
    It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor!
  • <b>IPL2021 postponed indefinitely</b><br/>
No one wants RCB to win!Upload to Facebook
    IPL2021 postponed indefinitely
    No one wants RCB to win!
  • Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce.<br/>
Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy!Upload to Facebook
    Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce.
    Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy!
  • If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her.<br/>
If the government can't control her, what chance do you have?Upload to Facebook
    If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her.
    If the government can't control her, what chance do you have?
  • My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go!Upload to Facebook
    My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go!
  • According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:<br/><br/>

1. I'm humorous<br/>

2. I'm handsome<br/>

3. She has bad tasteUpload to Facebook
    According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:

    1. I'm humorous
    2. I'm handsome
    3. She has bad taste
  • Kids probably don't realize it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives!Upload to Facebook
    Kids probably don't realize it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives!
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