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Upload to Facebook How do the lawyers lie?
First they lie on the one side and then on the other side! -
Upload to Facebook Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society? -
Upload to Facebook A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads:
SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v -
Upload to Facebook Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?
Because deep down they're really good people! -
Upload to Facebook Dance like no one is watching but text and email... like it will be read in court some day.
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Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points! -
Upload to Facebook Signage at Divorce Lawyer's chamber:
Results guaranteed or your Honey back! -
Upload to Facebook What is a contingent fee?
A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
'Your Honour'! -
Upload to Facebook The first time in the legal history, not only the plaintiff but defendant and even a judge has to come to court with 'clean hands'!
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