Upload to Facebook | Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to change clothes to leave your house! |
Upload to Facebook | A different version of you exists in minds of all the people that you've ever met. And the person you think you do not even exist outside your mind! |
Upload to Facebook | I used to be poor. Then I met Shashi Tharoor and now I am impecunious! |
Upload to Facebook | My doctor asked me if I have ever had a stress test. Sure it's called life! |
Upload to Facebook | Today my ex texted me, `My life is not the same without you`. I was all excited and before I responded to her, I received another text from her `It's far better`! |
Upload to Facebook | India has the most talented students. 'Bas Bhai Heading Bata De Baki Main Khud Likh Lunga!' |
Upload to Facebook | My girlfriend is so insensitive. She hasn't even introduced herself to me yet! |
Upload to Facebook | At boss's funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin: Who's 'thinking outside the box' now? |
Upload to Facebook | Girlfriend: Main Tumhein Saari Takleefo Se Door Rakhna Chahti Hun! Pappu: Kyon Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Tum? |
Upload to Facebook | You know, people treat me like a God. How? They ignore my existence unless they need something from me! |
