Upload to Facebook | I am not addicted to social media. I just use it when I have time. Like, Lunch time, Dinner time, This time, That time, All the time! |
Upload to Facebook | I had to apologize to my wife today and had to promise her that I'll not do anything again in her dreams that could upset her again! |
Upload to Facebook | Interviewer: What are your strengths? Boy: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: Okay, what are your weaknesses? Boy: Those blue eyes of yours! |
Upload to Facebook | Considering my precarious financial position, I need to maintain social distancing from my debit and credit cards too! |
Upload to Facebook | People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them! |
Upload to Facebook | You don't miss the early 2000s, you miss being a kid. Because the happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet! |
Upload to Facebook | Probably the biggest benefit of being a goth is only having to do one type of laundry! |
Upload to Facebook | Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The 5 stages of waking up! |
Upload to Facebook | I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people manage their stupidity! |
Upload to Facebook | Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink? That's why alcohol content is listed by volume! |
