Upload to Facebook | Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartache makes you wiser. And Vodka makes you forget any of that crap! |
Upload to Facebook | It's okay to disappear until you feel like you again! |
Upload to Facebook | Why is everyone so much against sugar? Who stood by you when things went wrong in your life? Who comforted you? It wasn't broccoli, that's for sure! |
Upload to Facebook | Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans! |
Upload to Facebook | My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 6 years. I never knew he was a barber! |
Upload to Facebook | Ancient Egyptian Architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian Builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point!" |
Upload to Facebook | Doctor: Can we talk about your weight? Certainly. It was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs didn't break this time! |
Upload to Facebook | I quit my job at the concrete plant. My job was getting harder & harder! |
Upload to Facebook | I told my boss, `Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues.` Boss: Hard drive? Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop! |
Upload to Facebook | A boat builder is proudly showing his young son the family forest. He turns to him and says... Son, one day all this will be oars! |
