Funny SMS

  • `Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?`<br/>
`This is Alexa!`Upload to Facebook
    "Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?"
    "This is Alexa!"
  • It's 5 in the morning. Doorbell rings.<br/>
`Kaun Hai?`<br/>
`Main Hoon Dawn`!Upload to Facebook
    It's 5 in the morning. Doorbell rings.
    "Kaun Hai?"
    "Main Hoon Dawn"!
  • 2020<br/>
Tussi Ja Rahe Ho?<br/>
Tussi Bhaad Mein Jao!Upload to Facebook
    2020
    Tussi Ja Rahe Ho?
    Tussi Bhaad Mein Jao!
  • My body is like a temple.<br/>
It accepts all kinds of sweets!Upload to Facebook
    My body is like a temple.
    It accepts all kinds of sweets!
  • Disliking 2020 is understandable but keeping huge expectations from 2021 is foolishness!Upload to Facebook
    Disliking 2020 is understandable but keeping huge expectations from 2021 is foolishness!
  • Two Marathi moms had a fight.<br/>
It was an Aai for an Aai!Upload to Facebook
    Two Marathi moms had a fight.
    It was an Aai for an Aai!
  • In this lockdown phase, everybody is worried about children missing their childhood.<br/>
What about adults missing their adultery!<br/>
#COVID-19 #LockdownUpload to Facebook
    In this lockdown phase, everybody is worried about children missing their childhood.
    What about adults missing their adultery!
    #COVID-19 #Lockdown
  • A man and his wife have to go to the doctor. The doctor asks, `Do you share the same blood group?`<br/>
The husband replies, `We must by now. She has been sucking my blood for years!`Upload to Facebook
    A man and his wife have to go to the doctor. The doctor asks, "Do you share the same blood group?"
    The husband replies, "We must by now. She has been sucking my blood for years!"
  • Forgive and forget?<br/>
I am neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's!Upload to Facebook
    Forgive and forget?
    I am neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's!
  • I'm a big fan of whiteboards.<br/>
I find them quite re-markable!Upload to Facebook
    I'm a big fan of whiteboards.
    I find them quite re-markable!
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