"Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?" "This is Alexa!" |
It's 5 in the morning. Doorbell rings. "Kaun Hai?" "Main Hoon Dawn"! |
2020 Tussi Ja Rahe Ho? Tussi Bhaad Mein Jao! |
My body is like a temple. It accepts all kinds of sweets! |
Disliking 2020 is understandable but keeping huge expectations from 2021 is foolishness! |
Two Marathi moms had a fight. It was an Aai for an Aai! |
In this lockdown phase, everybody is worried about children missing their childhood. What about adults missing their adultery! #COVID-19 #Lockdown |
A man and his wife have to go to the doctor. The doctor asks, "Do you share the same blood group?" The husband replies, "We must by now. She has been sucking my blood for years!" |
Forgive and forget? I am neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's! |
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable! |