Upload to Facebook | Body Toh Kabhi Bana Nahi Paaye. Hey Bhagwaan! Ab Anti-Body Hi Bana De!c |
Upload to Facebook | The biggest lie told by wives: When the husband goes out with his friends and the wife says `Have fun!` |
Upload to Facebook | Colleague: Why do you have coffee every day? Will you die without it? Me: No... but you might! |
Upload to Facebook | One of the shortest wills ever read: Being of sound mind. I spent all my money! |
Upload to Facebook | A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. "First offender?" the judge asked. "No" she replied. "First a Gibson, then a Fender"! |
Upload to Facebook | The Murderous Tailor: A tailor master had just entered the bus when his phone rang. He took the call and instructed his assistant: "Tu Haath Kaat Ke Rakh... Gala Main Aakar Kaatunga." The entire bus was empty at the next stop! |
Upload to Facebook | I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there! |
Upload to Facebook | I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter and too hot for you! |
Upload to Facebook | Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. Yes is the answer! |
Upload to Facebook | Baal Vivaah Hi Theek Tha. Ab Toh Saala Vivaah Tak Baal Hi Nahi Rehte! |
