| One of the side effects of the Pfizer Vaccine is you no longer make any sound when urinating - the P is silent! |
| Friend 1: What's the best dessert your wife makes? Friend 2: Izzat Ka Falooda! |
| I've hidden my credit card PIN in my wife's purse. That way, she'll never find it! |
| When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I'm homeless! |
| The money and efforts you spend raising your kids are repaid to your grandchildren! |
| Reverse Application: Dear Sir, As I am suffering from the wife at home. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'! |
| Last night, I rolled over the bed to cuddle my wife but she wasn't there. Then I remembered, I'm a husband and I sleep on the sofa while it's my wife who sleeps on the bed! |
| Can you do me a favour? Other Countries: Sure, tell me. India: Haan, Mujhe Toh Aur Koi Kaam Hai Nahi. Tu Bata De! |
| What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless! |
| My mom once told me, "I hope your child turns out twice as bad as you." She didn't realize one day she'd be babysitting! |
