| Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, I'm not! |
| I tried to convince my six-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally pee in your pants. But he's not believing it and still making fun of me! |
| The new cashier at the liquor store just wished me a Merry Christmas. Poor fellow doesn't know that he has to see me 20 more times before Christmas! |
| My co-workers are so loving. They always buy me deodorants! |
| While reading my posts, if you think that I'm stupid, just ask my wife. She will agree with you! |
| Why don't the French order 2 eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf! |
| Body Toh Kabhi Bana Nahi Paaye. Hey Bhagwaan! Ab Anti-Body Hi Bana De!c |
| The biggest lie told by wives: When the husband goes out with his friends and the wife says `Have fun!` |
| Colleague: Why do you have coffee every day? Will you die without it? Me: No... but you might! |
| One of the shortest wills ever read: Being of sound mind. I spent all my money! |
