| A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. "First offender?" the judge asked. "No" she replied. "First a Gibson, then a Fender"! |
| The Murderous Tailor: A tailor master had just entered the bus when his phone rang. He took the call and instructed his assistant: "Tu Haath Kaat Ke Rakh... Gala Main Aakar Kaatunga." The entire bus was empty at the next stop! |
| I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there! |
| I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter and too hot for you! |
| Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. Yes is the answer! |
| Baal Vivaah Hi Theek Tha. Ab Toh Saala Vivaah Tak Baal Hi Nahi Rehte! |
| "Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?" "This is Alexa!" |
| It's 5 in the morning. Doorbell rings. "Kaun Hai?" "Main Hoon Dawn"! |
| 2020 Tussi Ja Rahe Ho? Tussi Bhaad Mein Jao! |
| My body is like a temple. It accepts all kinds of sweets! |
