Upload to Facebook | Last night, I rolled over the bed to cuddle my wife but she wasn't there. Then I remembered, I'm a husband and I sleep on the sofa while it's my wife who sleeps on the bed! |
Upload to Facebook | Can you do me a favour? Other Countries: Sure, tell me. India: Haan, Mujhe Toh Aur Koi Kaam Hai Nahi. Tu Bata De! |
Upload to Facebook | What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless! |
Upload to Facebook | My mom once told me, "I hope your child turns out twice as bad as you." She didn't realize one day she'd be babysitting! |
Upload to Facebook | Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, I'm not! |
Upload to Facebook | I tried to convince my six-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally pee in your pants. But he's not believing it and still making fun of me! |
Upload to Facebook | The new cashier at the liquor store just wished me a Merry Christmas. Poor fellow doesn't know that he has to see me 20 more times before Christmas! |
Upload to Facebook | My co-workers are so loving. They always buy me deodorants! |
Upload to Facebook | While reading my posts, if you think that I'm stupid, just ask my wife. She will agree with you! |
Upload to Facebook | Why don't the French order 2 eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf! |
