Upload to Facebook | Things not to say on a first date: 1. How much do you weigh? 2. I forgot my wallet 3. Do you know my wife? |
Upload to Facebook | At the hospital, I saw a guy unplugging a patient's ventilator to plug in his mobile phone for charging. So stupid. Doesn't he know that the voltage in the ventilator socket is very high and it can cause damage to his phone? |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine? Student: Quarantine. Teacher: How? Student: Because on Valentine, two people sit very close to each other and Quarantine very far from each other! |
Upload to Facebook | If you don't wear the right clothes when you go for a run, you look like an insane person! |
Upload to Facebook | One of the side effects of the Pfizer Vaccine is you no longer make any sound when urinating - the P is silent! |
Upload to Facebook | Friend 1: What's the best dessert your wife makes? Friend 2: Izzat Ka Falooda! |
Upload to Facebook | I've hidden my credit card PIN in my wife's purse. That way, she'll never find it! |
Upload to Facebook | When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I'm homeless! |
Upload to Facebook | The money and efforts you spend raising your kids are repaid to your grandchildren! |
Upload to Facebook | Reverse Application: Dear Sir, As I am suffering from the wife at home. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'! |
