Funny SMS

  • Just went to an emotional wedding.<br/>
Even the cake was in tiers!Upload to Facebook
    Just went to an emotional wedding.
    Even the cake was in tiers!
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!Upload to Facebook
    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!
  • Why some boys are always single:<br/>
Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch.<br/>
Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai?Upload to Facebook
    Why some boys are always single:
    Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch.
    Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?<br/>
A gummy bear!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  • An important information:<br/>
In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's!Upload to Facebook
    An important information:
    In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's!
  • When I look back at 2017,<br/>
I lost friends, grades and hair but the hair is what I'm the most concerned about!Upload to Facebook
    When I look back at 2017,
    I lost friends, grades and hair but the hair is what I'm the most concerned about!
  • Patient: Please Doctor, Kadwi Dawai Mat Likhna.<br/>
Punjabi Doctor: Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Dun Phir?!Upload to Facebook
    Patient: Please Doctor, Kadwi Dawai Mat Likhna.
    Punjabi Doctor: Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Dun Phir?!
  • A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;<br/>
But there was no Chemistry!Upload to Facebook
    A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;
    But there was no Chemistry!
  • Crush: Poets attract me most.<br/>
Boy: I am a Poet.<br/>
Crush: Sunao Kuch<br/>
Boy: Jhut Bolna Paap Hai,<br/>
Ghar Ke Neeche Saanp Hai,<br/>
Kaali Mata Aayegi,<br/>
Aag Laga Ke Jayegi!Upload to Facebook
    Crush: Poets attract me most.
    Boy: I am a Poet.
    Crush: Sunao Kuch
    Boy: Jhut Bolna Paap Hai,
    Ghar Ke Neeche Saanp Hai,
    Kaali Mata Aayegi,
    Aag Laga Ke Jayegi!
  • Why do cows wear bells? <br/>
Because their horns don't work.Upload to Facebook
    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.
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