Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers! |
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble! |
Why some boys are always single: Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch. Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai? |
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! |
An important information: In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's! |
When I look back at 2017, I lost friends, grades and hair but the hair is what I'm the most concerned about! |
Patient: Please Doctor, Kadwi Dawai Mat Likhna. Punjabi Doctor: Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Dun Phir?! |
A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship; But there was no Chemistry! |
Crush: Poets attract me most. Boy: I am a Poet. Crush: Sunao Kuch Boy: Jhut Bolna Paap Hai, Ghar Ke Neeche Saanp Hai, Kaali Mata Aayegi, Aag Laga Ke Jayegi! |
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. |