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  • Indian Vaccine:<br/>
Old Monk Hi Kadha Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Indian Vaccine:
    Old Monk Hi Kadha Hai!
  • There is always Bitch inside a Bitchari!Upload to Facebook
    There is always Bitch inside a Bitchari!
  • Girls These Days:<br />
Saas: Yeh Tumhari Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai!<br />
Girl: To Ye Apki Bhi Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Girls These Days:
    Saas: Yeh Tumhari Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai!
    Girl: To Ye Apki Bhi Maa Ka Ghar Nahi Hai!
  • It's Not That Diabetes, Heart Disease And Obesity Runs In Your Family.<br />
It's That No One Runs In Your Family!Upload to Facebook
    It's Not That Diabetes, Heart Disease And Obesity Runs In Your Family.
    It's That No One Runs In Your Family!
  • I finally quit drinking for good.<br/>
Now I drink for evil!Upload to Facebook
    I finally quit drinking for good.
    Now I drink for evil!
  • I asked my astrologer, `How will the year 2021 be for me?`<br/>
He said, `It depends on what the Chinese eat this year!`Upload to Facebook
    I asked my astrologer, "How will the year 2021 be for me?"
    He said, "It depends on what the Chinese eat this year!"
  • Bollywood movies are totally fake.<br/>
Today I started dancing at the vegetable market and nobody joined me!Upload to Facebook
    Bollywood movies are totally fake.
    Today I started dancing at the vegetable market and nobody joined me!
  • My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. From February onwards!Upload to Facebook
    My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. From February onwards!
  • It's odd how your feet are so sensitive to touch and tickles while being one of the most used and abused parts of your body!Upload to Facebook
    It's odd how your feet are so sensitive to touch and tickles while being one of the most used and abused parts of your body!
  • Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!Upload to Facebook
    Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!
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