Upload to Facebook | If you think you are smarter than the previous generation then let me remind you that 50 years ago the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery! |
Upload to Facebook | 2021... When Corona is a beer again. When Donald is only a duck. When tiers sit on the cake. And when bubbles only exist in champagne! |
Upload to Facebook | Dear Diary, My new year resolution was to exercise every day. I must say I'm doing pretty well. So far I've missed only one day! |
Upload to Facebook | I never remember what people tell me at New Year's parties. It goes in one year and out the other! |
Upload to Facebook | My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix. I said, "No, only for the next couple of hours!" |
Upload to Facebook | A wireless charger restricts your phone use much more than a wired one does! |
Upload to Facebook | Top three extreme activities: (3) Bungee jumping (2) Skydiving (1) Leaving the phone alone with your wife |
Upload to Facebook | Guys stop sending "Wish you and your family a happy new year" messages to me. I'm tired of going upstairs to tell my family each time I receive the message! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: Main Aapki Beti Se Pyaar Karta Hun. Girl's Father: Status Kya Hai Tumhara? Boy: Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp! |
Upload to Facebook | Doctor: Your report is Corona Positive. Patient: Chinese or British? |
