| Bhagwaan Ka Diya Hua Sab Kuch Hai. Bas Kidhar Hai Pata Nahi! |
| When people tell me "You are going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver! |
| If you watch Jaws backward, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people! |
| After complete body check-up: 🇺🇸: Thank God! I am fine. 🇮🇳: Paise Barbaad... Koi Beemari Hi Nahi Nikli! |
| 🇺🇸: No 🇮🇳: Sham Tak Batata Hun! |
| 2 GB Data + 100% Battery + Room Heater + Razai + Chai = Jannat Baki Sab Moh Maya Hai! |
| My ex texted me last night and asked me if I'm alone. All excited I said yes. She then texted me back "Hahaha, you deserve it". Women are dangerous! |
| Sometimes beauty depends on the quality of the camera of your phone! |
| Bichaare 2021 Ki Socho... Kitna Performance Pressure Hai! |
| Pakistani Cricketers in a restaurant: Waiter: He paid your bill. Pak Cricketers: Shukriya... Aap Ek Sachhe Fan Hain. Man: Fan-Wan Kuch Nahi... Kal Ek No Ball Daalni Hai! |
