Bichaare 2021 Ki Socho... Kitna Performance Pressure Hai! |
Pakistani Cricketers in a restaurant: Waiter: He paid your bill. Pak Cricketers: Shukriya... Aap Ek Sachhe Fan Hain. Man: Fan-Wan Kuch Nahi... Kal Ek No Ball Daalni Hai! |
What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale! |
I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in. It means the world to her! |
Have you ever realised that going for a Master's degree is just a way of delaying unemployment? |
Razai Mein Ghus Kar Baithna Bhi Koi Aasaan Kaam Nahi Hai... Kabhi Phone Ghum Ho Jata Hai Toh Kabhi TV Ka Remote! |
If they put the vaccine in beer and put it in pubs, the whole country would be vaccinated by in a few weekends. Just trying to help! |
Alcohol is just a name; Daaru is an emotion! |
Thank you Lord! As the world gets crazier the nuts get easier to find! |
Saal Bhale Hi Badal Geya. Dost Woh Hi Kaminey Hi Rahenge! Happy New Year! |