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  • Bichaare 2021 Ki Socho...<br/>
Kitna Performance Pressure Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Bichaare 2021 Ki Socho...
    Kitna Performance Pressure Hai!
  • Pakistani Cricketers in a restaurant:<br/>
Waiter: He paid your bill.<br/>
Pak Cricketers: Shukriya... Aap Ek Sachhe Fan Hain.<br/>
Man: Fan-Wan Kuch Nahi... Kal Ek No Ball Daalni Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Pakistani Cricketers in a restaurant:
    Waiter: He paid your bill.
    Pak Cricketers: Shukriya... Aap Ek Sachhe Fan Hain.
    Man: Fan-Wan Kuch Nahi... Kal Ek No Ball Daalni Hai!
  • What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?<br/>
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
    One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!
  • I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with `le monde` carved in.<br/>
It means the world to her!Upload to Facebook
    I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in.
    It means the world to her!
  • Have you ever realised that going for a Master's degree is just a way of delaying unemployment?Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever realised that going for a Master's degree is just a way of delaying unemployment?
  • Razai Mein Ghus Kar Baithna Bhi Koi Aasaan Kaam Nahi Hai...<br/>
Kabhi Phone Ghum Ho Jata Hai Toh Kabhi TV Ka Remote!Upload to Facebook
    Razai Mein Ghus Kar Baithna Bhi Koi Aasaan Kaam Nahi Hai...
    Kabhi Phone Ghum Ho Jata Hai Toh Kabhi TV Ka Remote!
  • If they put the vaccine in beer and put it in pubs, the whole country would be vaccinated by in a few weekends.<br/>
Just trying to help!Upload to Facebook
    If they put the vaccine in beer and put it in pubs, the whole country would be vaccinated by in a few weekends.
    Just trying to help!
  • Alcohol is just a name;<br/>
Daaru is an emotion!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol is just a name;
    Daaru is an emotion!
  • Thank you Lord!<br/>
As the world gets crazier the nuts get easier to find!Upload to Facebook
    Thank you Lord!
    As the world gets crazier the nuts get easier to find!
  • Saal Bhale Hi Badal Geya.<br/>
Dost Woh Hi Kaminey Hi Rahenge!<br/>
Happy New Year!Upload to Facebook
    Saal Bhale Hi Badal Geya.
    Dost Woh Hi Kaminey Hi Rahenge!
    Happy New Year!
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