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Upload to Facebook The irony is when your Rashi is 'Kanya' but there is no Kanya is your Rashi! -
Upload to Facebook People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything! -
Upload to Facebook Bhagwaan Ka Diya Hua Sab Kuch Hai.
Bas Kidhar Hai Pata Nahi! -
Upload to Facebook When people tell me "You are going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver! -
Upload to Facebook If you watch Jaws backward, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people! -
Upload to Facebook After complete body check-up:
🇺🇸: Thank God! I am fine.
🇮🇳: Paise Barbaad... Koi Beemari Hi Nahi Nikli! -
Upload to Facebook 🇺🇸: No
🇮🇳: Sham Tak Batata Hun! -
Upload to Facebook 2 GB Data + 100% Battery + Room Heater + Razai + Chai = Jannat
Baki Sab Moh Maya Hai! -
Upload to Facebook My ex texted me last night and asked me if I'm alone. All excited I said yes. She then texted me back "Hahaha, you deserve it".
Women are dangerous! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes beauty depends on the quality of the camera of your phone!
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