Funny SMS

  • You need to weigh yourself naked to know your accurate weight.<br/>
But this lady at the gym isn't understanding this and is calling the security!Upload to Facebook
    You need to weigh yourself naked to know your accurate weight.
    But this lady at the gym isn't understanding this and is calling the security!
  • Have you enjoyed your 11 months free trial of the new world order?<br/>
Your lifetime subscription will be starting soon!<br/>
#NewYear2021Upload to Facebook
    Have you enjoyed your 11 months free trial of the new world order?
    Your lifetime subscription will be starting soon!
    #NewYear2021
  • Sleeping in your own bed after being gone for a while is one of the most satisfying things in the world!Upload to Facebook
    Sleeping in your own bed after being gone for a while is one of the most satisfying things in the world!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
'Good Friends are bad for lever!'Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    'Good Friends are bad for lever!'
  • Life would be much easier if aunties all around you help you find a job instead of a Rishta!Upload to Facebook
    Life would be much easier if aunties all around you help you find a job instead of a Rishta!
  • Waqt, Haalat aur Filters Insaan ko Badal Dete Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Waqt, Haalat aur Filters Insaan ko Badal Dete Hain!
  • I would like to cancel my subscription to 2021.<br/>
I have experienced the free 7-days trial and I am not interested!Upload to Facebook
    I would like to cancel my subscription to 2021.
    I have experienced the free 7-days trial and I am not interested!
  • Trump: I want to see Biden in prison.<br/>
Biden: Why does Trump think I would visit him in prison?Upload to Facebook
    Trump: I want to see Biden in prison.
    Biden: Why does Trump think I would visit him in prison?
  • It's so cold in Delhi that last evening I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!<br/>
#DelhiWintersUpload to Facebook
    It's so cold in Delhi that last evening I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
    #DelhiWinters
  • This year, I am going to adopt a dog and name him 'Purpose' so that when I walk my dog in the morning I am known as `A man with Purpose`!Upload to Facebook
    This year, I am going to adopt a dog and name him 'Purpose' so that when I walk my dog in the morning I am known as "A man with Purpose"!
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