| I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8km, had a green smoothie... and the rest of the dream I don't remember! |
| Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car. Delhiite: Do you know who I am? Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you... Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault! |
| My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything! |
| I got into a heated argument with a snowman... And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown! |
| Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice. CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75% |
| Whisky is the answer... and I don't remember the question! |
| Focus on your career. Because love is a scam! |
| If I'm reading their lips correctly... My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door! |
| People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician! |
| It's so cold today that I saw some teenagers walking around with their pants pulled up and not showing their underwear! |
