Funny SMS

  • I would like to cancel my subscription to 2021.<br/>
I have experienced the free 7-days trial and I am not interested!Upload to Facebook
    I would like to cancel my subscription to 2021.
    I have experienced the free 7-days trial and I am not interested!
  • Trump: I want to see Biden in prison.<br/>
Biden: Why does Trump think I would visit him in prison?Upload to Facebook
    Trump: I want to see Biden in prison.
    Biden: Why does Trump think I would visit him in prison?
  • It's so cold in Delhi that last evening I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!<br/>
#DelhiWintersUpload to Facebook
    It's so cold in Delhi that last evening I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
    #DelhiWinters
  • This year, I am going to adopt a dog and name him 'Purpose' so that when I walk my dog in the morning I am known as `A man with Purpose`!Upload to Facebook
    This year, I am going to adopt a dog and name him 'Purpose' so that when I walk my dog in the morning I am known as "A man with Purpose"!
  • The irony is when your Rashi is 'Kanya' but there is no Kanya is your Rashi!Upload to Facebook
    The irony is when your Rashi is 'Kanya' but there is no Kanya is your Rashi!
  • People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything!Upload to Facebook
    People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything!
  • Bhagwaan Ka Diya Hua Sab Kuch Hai.<br/>
Bas Kidhar Hai Pata Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Bhagwaan Ka Diya Hua Sab Kuch Hai.
    Bas Kidhar Hai Pata Nahi!
  • When people tell me `You are going to regret that in the morning,` I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver!Upload to Facebook
    When people tell me "You are going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver!
  • If you watch Jaws backward, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people!Upload to Facebook
    If you watch Jaws backward, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people!
  • After complete body check-up:<br/>
🇺🇸: Thank God! I am fine.<br/>
🇮🇳: Paise Barbaad... Koi Beemari Hi Nahi Nikli!Upload to Facebook
    After complete body check-up:
    🇺🇸: Thank God! I am fine.
    🇮🇳: Paise Barbaad... Koi Beemari Hi Nahi Nikli!
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