| When you cry your brain releases an endorphin to reduce pain and better your mood. This is like the chemical equivalent of your own brain patting you on the back and saying "everything's gonna be okay"! |
| 2021 feels like when you think you're finally done doing the dishes but turn around and there's another dish to wash. And another one. And another one! #NewYear |
| When you like your work, every day is a holiday! |
| What does rice say to hot water? 'Aap Jaisa Koi Meri Zindagi Mein Aaye Toh Bhaat Ban Jaye"! |
| Retirement: A stage when you seem to know all the answers but nobody is asking you any question! |
| The new policy of WhatsApp in simple words You are chatting romantically with your girlfriend on WhatsApp. Then your wife opens her Facebook and she will be flooded with Ads from Divorce lawyers! |
| Had to go out with my wife & her friends. On our way back, my wife said "Thanks for wearing a mask the whole time". Thinking about it, I'm not sure if it was an appreciation or an insult! |
| You need to weigh yourself naked to know your accurate weight. But this lady at the gym isn't understanding this and is calling the security! |
| Have you enjoyed your 11 months free trial of the new world order? Your lifetime subscription will be starting soon! #NewYear2021 |
| Sleeping in your own bed after being gone for a while is one of the most satisfying things in the world! |
