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  • I got into a heated argument with a snowman...<br/>
 
And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown!Upload to Facebook
    I got into a heated argument with a snowman...
    And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown!
  • Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice.<br/>
CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75%Upload to Facebook
    Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice.
    CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75%
  • Whisky is the answer...<br/>
and I don't remember the question!Upload to Facebook
    Whisky is the answer...
    and I don't remember the question!
  • Focus on your career.<br/>
Because love is a scam!Upload to Facebook
    Focus on your career.
    Because love is a scam!
  • If I'm reading their lips correctly...<br/>
My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door!Upload to Facebook
    If I'm reading their lips correctly...
    My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door!
  • People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician!Upload to Facebook
    People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician!
  • It's so cold today that I saw some teenagers walking around with their pants pulled up and not showing their underwear!Upload to Facebook
    It's so cold today that I saw some teenagers walking around with their pants pulled up and not showing their underwear!
  • When you cry your brain releases an endorphin to reduce pain and better your mood. This is like the chemical equivalent of your own brain patting you on the back and saying `everything's gonna be okay`!Upload to Facebook
    When you cry your brain releases an endorphin to reduce pain and better your mood. This is like the chemical equivalent of your own brain patting you on the back and saying "everything's gonna be okay"!
  • 2021 feels like when you think you're finally done doing the dishes but turn around and there's another dish to wash. And another one. And another one!<br/>
#NewYearUpload to Facebook
    2021 feels like when you think you're finally done doing the dishes but turn around and there's another dish to wash. And another one. And another one!
    #NewYear
  • When you like your work, every day is a holiday!Upload to Facebook
    When you like your work, every day is a holiday!
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