| Before Tesla: Main Nikla, O Gaddi Le Ke... After Tesla: Gaddi Nikli, O Mainu Le Ke... |
| Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao... Aur Please Inko Theek Se Scooty Chalana Bhi Sikhao! |
| The air is so full of sanitizers that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days! |
| Agar Life Mein Koi Problem Khadi Ho Jaye To Khadi Rehne Do... Thak Kar Khud Hi Chali Jayegi! |
| Other Countries: Oh, there's Bird Flu! India: Ab Chicken Ka Rate Kam Ho Jayega! |
| My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol! |
| India Mein 'Friends with Benefits' Ka Matlab Dost Se Paise Maangna Hota Hai! |
| Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen. They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week! |
| As a teenager, getting picked up was embarrassing because everyone started driving. As an adult, getting picked up is great because you don't have to drive! |
| They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'! |
