| What will happen when Trump leaves the White House? Washington Sundar! |
| Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends. If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession. If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse! |
| Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good! |
| Confident stupidity is more powerful than timid genius! |
| English: Depression German: Depressionen French: La depression Dutch: Depressie Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai! |
| Wishing everyone a very special day of our life... . . . Today is the 21st day of 21st year of the 21st century! |
| Someone: Valentine Day Par Kiske Saath Bahar Ja Rahe Ho? Me: Umeed Ke Saath! |
| If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol! |
| My wife's birthday is fast approaching and she specifically told me that the only birthday cards she'll be accepting this year are Visa Card and Master Card! |
| After 10 Missed Calls: Other Countries: Baby, Please take my call, I love you. India: Be happy, I'll never disturb you again. May all your dreams come true! |
