Funny SMS

  • Agar Life Mein Koi Problem Khadi Ho Jaye To Khadi Rehne Do...<br/>
Thak Kar Khud Hi Chali Jayegi!Upload to Facebook
    Agar Life Mein Koi Problem Khadi Ho Jaye To Khadi Rehne Do...
    Thak Kar Khud Hi Chali Jayegi!
  • Other Countries: Oh, there's Bird Flu!<br/>
India: Ab Chicken Ka Rate Kam Ho Jayega!Upload to Facebook
    Other Countries: Oh, there's Bird Flu!
    India: Ab Chicken Ka Rate Kam Ho Jayega!
  • My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol!
  • India Mein 'Friends with Benefits' Ka Matlab Dost Se Paise Maangna Hota Hai!Upload to Facebook
    India Mein 'Friends with Benefits' Ka Matlab Dost Se Paise Maangna Hota Hai!
  • Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen.<br/>
They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week!Upload to Facebook
    Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen.
    They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week!
  • As a teenager, getting picked up was embarrassing because everyone started driving.<br/>
As an adult, getting picked up is great because you don't have to drive!Upload to Facebook
    As a teenager, getting picked up was embarrassing because everyone started driving.
    As an adult, getting picked up is great because you don't have to drive!
  • They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'!Upload to Facebook
    They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'!
  • I woke up at 5 AM,<br/>
ran 8km,<br/>
had a green smoothie...<br/>
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and the rest of the dream I don't remember!Upload to Facebook
    I woke up at 5 AM,
    ran 8km,
    had a green smoothie...



    and the rest of the dream I don't remember!
  • Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car.<br/>
Delhiite: Do you know who I am?<br/>
Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you...<br/>
Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault!Upload to Facebook
    Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car.
    Delhiite: Do you know who I am?
    Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you...
    Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault!
  • My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.<br/>
Now I can't read anything!Upload to Facebook
    My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
    Now I can't read anything!
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