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Upload to Facebook Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen.
They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week! -
Upload to Facebook As a teenager, getting picked up was embarrassing because everyone started driving.
As an adult, getting picked up is great because you don't have to drive! -
Upload to Facebook They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'! -
Upload to Facebook I woke up at 5 AM,
ran 8km,
had a green smoothie...
and the rest of the dream I don't remember! -
Upload to Facebook Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car.
Delhiite: Do you know who I am?
Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you...
Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault! -
Upload to Facebook My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can't read anything! -
Upload to Facebook I got into a heated argument with a snowman...
And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown! -
Upload to Facebook Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice.
CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75% -
Upload to Facebook Whisky is the answer...
and I don't remember the question! -
Upload to Facebook Focus on your career.
Because love is a scam!
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