If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol! |
My wife's birthday is fast approaching and she specifically told me that the only birthday cards she'll be accepting this year are Visa Card and Master Card! |
After 10 Missed Calls: Other Countries: Baby, Please take my call, I love you. India: Be happy, I'll never disturb you again. May all your dreams come true! |
Before Tesla: Main Nikla, O Gaddi Le Ke... After Tesla: Gaddi Nikli, O Mainu Le Ke... |
Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao... Aur Please Inko Theek Se Scooty Chalana Bhi Sikhao! |
The air is so full of sanitizers that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days! |
Agar Life Mein Koi Problem Khadi Ho Jaye To Khadi Rehne Do... Thak Kar Khud Hi Chali Jayegi! |
Other Countries: Oh, there's Bird Flu! India: Ab Chicken Ka Rate Kam Ho Jayega! |
My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol! |
India Mein 'Friends with Benefits' Ka Matlab Dost Se Paise Maangna Hota Hai! |