Funny SMS

  • Tell someone you meditated for 2 hours and they are super impressed. But tell them you napped for 2 hours and suddenly you're lazy!Upload to Facebook
    Tell someone you meditated for 2 hours and they are super impressed. But tell them you napped for 2 hours and suddenly you're lazy!
  • It is human to make a mistake unless you make one in a Captcha!Upload to Facebook
    It is human to make a mistake unless you make one in a Captcha!
  • School is not hard.<br/>
Paying attention to something you're not interested in is!Upload to Facebook
    School is not hard.
    Paying attention to something you're not interested in is!
  • What will happen when Trump leaves the White House?<br/>
Washington Sundar!Upload to Facebook
    What will happen when Trump leaves the White House?
    Washington Sundar!
  • Million Dollar Truth:<br/>
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.<br/>
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.<br/>
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!Upload to Facebook
    Million Dollar Truth:
    If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.
    If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
    If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!
  • Why did God create stock analysts?<br/>
In order to make weather forecasters look good!Upload to Facebook
    Why did God create stock analysts?
    In order to make weather forecasters look good!
  • Confident stupidity is more powerful than timid genius!Upload to Facebook
    Confident stupidity is more powerful than timid genius!
  • English: Depression<br/>
German: Depressionen<br/>
French: La depression<br/>
Dutch: Depressie<br/>
Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai!Upload to Facebook
    English: Depression
    German: Depressionen
    French: La depression
    Dutch: Depressie
    Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai!
  • Wishing everyone a very  special day of our life...<br/>
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Today is the 21st day of 21st year of the 21st century!Upload to Facebook
    Wishing everyone a very special day of our life...
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    Today is the 21st day of 21st year of the 21st century!
  • Someone: Valentine Day Par Kiske Saath Bahar Ja Rahe Ho?<br/>
Me: Umeed Ke Saath!Upload to Facebook
    Someone: Valentine Day Par Kiske Saath Bahar Ja Rahe Ho?
    Me: Umeed Ke Saath!
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