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Upload to Facebook If I'm reading their lips correctly...
My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door! -
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Upload to Facebook It's so cold today that I saw some teenagers walking around with their pants pulled up and not showing their underwear! -
Upload to Facebook When you cry your brain releases an endorphin to reduce pain and better your mood. This is like the chemical equivalent of your own brain patting you on the back and saying "everything's gonna be okay"! -
Upload to Facebook 2021 feels like when you think you're finally done doing the dishes but turn around and there's another dish to wash. And another one. And another one!
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Upload to Facebook When you like your work, every day is a holiday! -
Upload to Facebook What does rice say to hot water?
'Aap Jaisa Koi Meri Zindagi Mein Aaye Toh Bhaat Ban Jaye"! -
Upload to Facebook Retirement:
A stage when you seem to know all the answers but nobody is asking you any question! -
Upload to Facebook The new policy of WhatsApp in simple words
You are chatting romantically with your girlfriend on WhatsApp.
Then your wife opens her Facebook and she will be flooded with Ads from Divorce lawyers! -
Upload to Facebook Had to go out with my wife & her friends. On our way back, my wife said "Thanks for wearing a mask the whole time".
Thinking about it, I'm not sure if it was an appreciation or an insult!
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