Confident stupidity is more powerful than timid genius! |
English: Depression German: Depressionen French: La depression Dutch: Depressie Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai! |
Wishing everyone a very special day of our life... . . . Today is the 21st day of 21st year of the 21st century! |
Someone: Valentine Day Par Kiske Saath Bahar Ja Rahe Ho? Me: Umeed Ke Saath! |
If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol! |
My wife's birthday is fast approaching and she specifically told me that the only birthday cards she'll be accepting this year are Visa Card and Master Card! |
After 10 Missed Calls: Other Countries: Baby, Please take my call, I love you. India: Be happy, I'll never disturb you again. May all your dreams come true! |
Before Tesla: Main Nikla, O Gaddi Le Ke... After Tesla: Gaddi Nikli, O Mainu Le Ke... |
Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao... Aur Please Inko Theek Se Scooty Chalana Bhi Sikhao! |
The air is so full of sanitizers that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days! |