Funny SMS

  • Confident stupidity is more powerful than timid genius!Upload to Facebook
    Confident stupidity is more powerful than timid genius!
  • English: Depression<br/>
German: Depressionen<br/>
French: La depression<br/>
Dutch: Depressie<br/>
Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai!Upload to Facebook
    English: Depression
    German: Depressionen
    French: La depression
    Dutch: Depressie
    Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai!
  • Wishing everyone a very  special day of our life...<br/>
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Today is the 21st day of 21st year of the 21st century!Upload to Facebook
    Wishing everyone a very special day of our life...
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    Today is the 21st day of 21st year of the 21st century!
  • Someone: Valentine Day Par Kiske Saath Bahar Ja Rahe Ho?<br/>
Me: Umeed Ke Saath!Upload to Facebook
    Someone: Valentine Day Par Kiske Saath Bahar Ja Rahe Ho?
    Me: Umeed Ke Saath!
  • If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol!
  • My wife's birthday is fast approaching and she specifically told me that the only birthday cards she'll be accepting this year are Visa Card and Master Card!Upload to Facebook
    My wife's birthday is fast approaching and she specifically told me that the only birthday cards she'll be accepting this year are Visa Card and Master Card!
  • After 10 Missed Calls:<br/>
Other Countries: Baby, Please take my call, I love you.<br/>
India: Be happy, I'll never disturb you again. May all your dreams come true!Upload to Facebook
    After 10 Missed Calls:
    Other Countries: Baby, Please take my call, I love you.
    India: Be happy, I'll never disturb you again. May all your dreams come true!
  • Before Tesla:<br/>
Main Nikla, O Gaddi Le Ke...<br/>
After Tesla:<br/>
Gaddi Nikli, O Mainu Le Ke...Upload to Facebook
    Before Tesla:
    Main Nikla, O Gaddi Le Ke...
    After Tesla:
    Gaddi Nikli, O Mainu Le Ke...
  • Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao...<br/>
Aur Please Inko Theek Se Scooty Chalana Bhi Sikhao!Upload to Facebook
    Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao...
    Aur Please Inko Theek Se Scooty Chalana Bhi Sikhao!
  • The air is so full of sanitizers that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days!Upload to Facebook
    The air is so full of sanitizers that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days!
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