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![Other Countries: He is 10 years old.<br/>
India: Bas Das Poore Hogaye Gyarahwa Lag Gaya Hai!]()
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Me: Velatime!]()
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![A neighbor's dog pooped in our garden. My wife told me to take a shovel and throw it into their garden. I wasn't sure why but I still did exactly what she told me.
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Now my wife's upset with me because the shovel is in the neighbor's garden and the poop is still in our garden!]()
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![Tell someone you meditated for 2 hours and they are super impressed. But tell them you napped for 2 hours and suddenly you're lazy!]()
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![School is not hard.<br/>
Paying attention to something you're not interested in is!]()
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![What will happen when Trump leaves the White House?<br/>
Washington Sundar!]()
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![Million Dollar Truth:<br/>
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.<br/>
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.<br/>
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!]()
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If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
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![Why did God create stock analysts?<br/>
In order to make weather forecasters look good!]()
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In order to make weather forecasters look good!
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