| Why it's called sand? Because it's between the sea and the land! |
| Boy: Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Dad: No Sun! |
| A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll ya have?" The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect!" |
| Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case! |
| I accidentally ate some food colouring today. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside! |
| Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it! |
| There are so many different apple flavours, but only one apple juice flavour! |
| Three scariest things to see in the morning after spending the previous night drunk: 1) Your face 2) Your wallet 3) List of outgoing calls/texts |
| People have ex-girlfriends. I have ex crushes! |
| These days, my colleague comes to the office late, smells alcohol, looks sleepy, has dark circles under his eyes, and dresses shabbily. I think he has started dating my ex! |
