| Movies based on books should have two ratings. One for those who have read the book, and one for those who have not! |
| Ek Budget February Ke Liye Alag Se Aana Chahiye. Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day... Valentine's Day! |
| Science Fact: A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's a** than an Indian gets from watching Indian News Channels! |
| Waiter: Is this your first time in a shisha bar? Boy: Yes, why? Waiter: Sir, it's the fire extinguisher that you're trying to smoke! |
| Not bragging, but my hot looking neighbour asked for my number. All I needed to do was to hit her car with mine! |
| A black speck on your TV screen isn't too irritating until you're trying to watch an ice hockey game! |
| You realize you're getting old when you have less hair to comb and more face to wash! |
| I can't believe someone stole my limbo stick. Like seriously, how low can you go? |
| People who sell meat are gross. But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer! |
| Why it's called sand? Because it's between the sea and the land! |
