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![Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.<br/>
It was a brief case!]()
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![I accidentally ate some food colouring today.<br/>
The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside!]()
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![Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.<br/>
Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it!]()
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![Three scariest things to see in the morning after spending the previous night drunk:<br/><br/>
1) Your face<br/>
2) Your wallet<br/>
3) List of outgoing calls/texts]()
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![People have ex-girlfriends.<br/>
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![These days, my colleague comes to the office late, smells alcohol, looks sleepy, has dark circles under his eyes, and dresses shabbily.<br/>
I think he has started dating my ex!]()
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![`How can I ever thank you?` gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.<br/>
`My dear woman,` Darrow replied, `ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question!`]()
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![I named my toilet Jim instead of John.<br />
Everyone is so impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning!]()
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![When I was young, my astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.<br />
Pretty accurate prediction!<br />
I moved from S-> M-> L-> XL-> XXL]()
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Pretty accurate prediction!
I moved from S-> M-> L-> XL-> XXL
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