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![Science Fact:</br>
A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's a** than an Indian gets from watching Indian News Channels!]()
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![Waiter: Is this your first time in a shisha bar?<br/>
Boy: Yes, why?<br/>
Waiter: Sir, it's the fire extinguisher that you're trying to smoke!]()
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Boy: Yes, why?
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![Not bragging, but my hot looking neighbour asked for my number.<br/>
All I needed to do was to hit her car with mine!]()
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![A black speck on your TV screen isn't too irritating until you're trying to watch an ice hockey game!]()
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![You realize you're getting old when you have less hair to comb and more face to wash!]()
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![I can't believe someone stole my limbo stick.<br/>
Like seriously, how low can you go?]()
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![People who sell meat are gross.<br/>
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!]()
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But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer! -
![Why it's called sand?<br/>
Because it's between the sea and the land!]()
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Because it's between the sea and the land! -
![Boy: Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?<br/>
Dad: No Sun!]()
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![A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.<br/>
The bartender asks the rabbit `What'll ya have?`<br/>
The rabbit says `I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect!`]()
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The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect!"
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