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Upload to Facebook | People who sell meat are gross. But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer! |
Upload to Facebook | Why it's called sand? Because it's between the sea and the land! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Dad: No Sun! |
Upload to Facebook | A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll ya have?" The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect!" |
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Upload to Facebook | I accidentally ate some food colouring today. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside! |
Upload to Facebook | Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it! |
Upload to Facebook | There are so many different apple flavours, but only one apple juice flavour! |
