English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though! |
I have friends whom I would trust with my life, but I also wouldn't trust them enough to fall asleep in front of them! |
When my boss' 4-year-old daughter falls asleep in the office, it's cute. But when I do the same thing, it's wrong. I really don't get this! |
After graduating, I'm no longer a `broke college student`, I'm just poor! |
Movies based on books should have two ratings. One for those who have read the book, and one for those who have not! |
Ek Budget February Ke Liye Alag Se Aana Chahiye. Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day... Valentine's Day! |
Science Fact: A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's a** than an Indian gets from watching Indian News Channels! |
Waiter: Is this your first time in a shisha bar? Boy: Yes, why? Waiter: Sir, it's the fire extinguisher that you're trying to smoke! |
Not bragging, but my hot looking neighbour asked for my number. All I needed to do was to hit her car with mine! |
A black speck on your TV screen isn't too irritating until you're trying to watch an ice hockey game! |