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Unless a man is in diapers, you can't change him! -
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Once you reach a certain level of stupidity, you will never lose another argument ever again! -
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Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop? -
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Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive? I just did, and apparently, I won't be allowed on this airline again! -
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Science puns make me numb: . . . . . But math puns make me number! -
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When visiting someone sick:
Other Countries: Get well soon.
India: I know someone who died with the same illness! -
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Me: I'll never make that mistake again.
Whisky: Yes you will! -
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Let's face it:
After Monday and Tuesday...
even the calendar says - W T F! -
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I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic.
Turns out he just needed a little space! -
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I started a band called "Blanket".
It's a cover band!
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