Unless a man is in diapers, you can't change him! |
Once you reach a certain level of stupidity, you will never lose another argument ever again! |
Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop? |
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive? I just did, and apparently, I won't be allowed on this airline again! |
Science puns make me numb: . . . . . But math puns make me number! |
When visiting someone sick: Other Countries: Get well soon. India: I know someone who died with the same illness! |
Me: I'll never make that mistake again. Whisky: Yes you will! |
Let's face it: After Monday and Tuesday... even the calendar says - W T F! |
I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic. Turns out he just needed a little space! |
I started a band called "Blanket". It's a cover band! |