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  • Me: I'll never make that mistake again.<br/>
Whisky: Yes you will!Upload to Facebook
    Me: I'll never make that mistake again.
    Whisky: Yes you will!
  • Let's face it:<br/>
After Monday and Tuesday...<br/>
even the calendar says - W T F!Upload to Facebook
    Let's face it:
    After Monday and Tuesday...
    even the calendar says - W T F!
  • I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic.<br/>
Turns out he just needed a little space!Upload to Facebook
    I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic.
    Turns out he just needed a little space!
  • I started a band called `Blanket`.<br/>
It's a cover band!Upload to Facebook
    I started a band called "Blanket".
    It's a cover band!
  • English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though!Upload to Facebook
    English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though!
  • I have friends whom I would trust with my life, but I also wouldn't trust them enough to fall asleep in front of them!Upload to Facebook
    I have friends whom I would trust with my life, but I also wouldn't trust them enough to fall asleep in front of them!
  • When my boss' 4-year-old daughter falls asleep in the office, it's cute.</br>
But when I do the same thing, it's wrong.</br>
I really don't get this!Upload to Facebook
    When my boss' 4-year-old daughter falls asleep in the office, it's cute.
    But when I do the same thing, it's wrong.
    I really don't get this!
  • After graduating, I'm no longer a `broke college student`, I'm just poor!Upload to Facebook
    After graduating, I'm no longer a `broke college student`, I'm just poor!
  • Movies based on books should have two ratings. One for those who have read the book, and one for those who have not!Upload to Facebook
    Movies based on books should have two ratings. One for those who have read the book, and one for those who have not!
  • Ek Budget February Ke Liye Alag Se Aana Chahiye.</br>
Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day... Valentine's Day!Upload to Facebook
    Ek Budget February Ke Liye Alag Se Aana Chahiye.
    Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day... Valentine's Day!
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