Me: I'll never make that mistake again. Whisky: Yes you will! |
Let's face it: After Monday and Tuesday... even the calendar says - W T F! |
I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic. Turns out he just needed a little space! |
I started a band called "Blanket". It's a cover band! |
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though! |
I have friends whom I would trust with my life, but I also wouldn't trust them enough to fall asleep in front of them! |
When my boss' 4-year-old daughter falls asleep in the office, it's cute. But when I do the same thing, it's wrong. I really don't get this! |
After graduating, I'm no longer a `broke college student`, I'm just poor! |
Movies based on books should have two ratings. One for those who have read the book, and one for those who have not! |
Ek Budget February Ke Liye Alag Se Aana Chahiye. Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day... Valentine's Day! |