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Installing drywall is hard work!]()
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Stop texting my girlfriend.</br>
The second boy replied: Chill bro, she is dating both of us. You are my boyfriend-in-law!]()
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Or does it take time to develop?]()
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![Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive?</br>
I just did, and apparently, I won't be allowed on this airline again!]()
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![When visiting someone sick:<br/>
Other Countries: Get well soon.<br/>
India: I know someone who died with the same illness!]()
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Other Countries: Get well soon.
India: I know someone who died with the same illness!
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