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![Things money can't buy:</br>
1. Manners</br>
2. Morals</br>
3. Respect</br>
4. Character</br>
5. Common Sense</br>
6. Trust</br>
7. Patience</br>
8. Class</br>
9. Integrity</br>
10. Love]()
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![The best thing about Twitter: You can tweet anything you want.</br>
The worst thing about Twitter: You can tweet anything you want!]()
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![It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.</br>
(Not even remotely)]()
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![What do you call it when someone looks at your face and says you look good?</br>
Sarcasm!]()
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![Relationships are a lot like algebra.</br>
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?]()
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![I pulled a mustache hair out today while I was at a restaurant.</br>
I don't know why the waitress was upset & called the security. I was just trying to help her!]()
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![It's called 'Reading'.</br>
It's how our generation upload software into our brains!]()
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![The irony of Life:</br>
Remember those days when people used to write diaries and got mad when someone read them.</br>
Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them!]()
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![If you're not supposed to eat at midnight, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?]()
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![I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it!]()
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