| Tuhadi Beauty 'Beauty', Saadi Beauty 'Filter'! |
| You realize you've grown when staying up late becomes a burden instead of an achievement! |
| Mechanic: Your car's airbag is damaged & needs to be replaced. Wife: No thanks. Mechanic: But it's for your safety. Wife: That's OK. It's my husband who normally drives this car! |
| England: Thank you, Doctor! Germany: Danke, Doktor! France: Merci Docteur! Mexico: Grazie Dottore! India: Am I allowed to drink? |
| It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include `barely used` in the description! |
| I went to a hospital, for a Cardiac Stress Test. They connected the machines and made me watch my wife park my new car! |
| Boy: Are you single? Girl: No I am just in a relationship with freedom! |
| Women are very easy to please. Just give them what they want, when they want it and how they want it. Quite simple, right? |
| Stages of doing anything: 1) Putin it off 2) Stalin 3) Russian to finish |
| The paradox of life: Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter! |
