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![Mechanic: Your car's airbag is damaged & needs to be replaced.</br>
Wife: No thanks.</br>
Mechanic: But it's for your safety.</br>
Wife: That's OK. It's my husband who normally drives this car!]()
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![England: Thank you, Doctor!</br>
Germany: Danke, Doktor!</br>
France: Merci Docteur!</br>
Mexico: Grazie Dottore!</br>
India: Am I allowed to drink?]()
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![It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include `barely used` in the description!]()
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![I went to a hospital, for a Cardiac Stress Test.</br>
They connected the machines and made me watch my wife park my new car!]()
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![Boy: Are you single?</br>
Girl: No I am just in a relationship with freedom!]()
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![Women are very easy to please. Just give them what they want, when they want it and how they want it.</br>
Quite simple, right?]()
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![Stages of doing anything:</br>
1) Putin it off</br>
2) Stalin</br>
3) Russian to finish]()
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![The paradox of life:</br>
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!]()
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![Warning to all single guys:</br>
This Valentine's Day, think twice before you act, or else you may end up married!]()
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![Science should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity!]()
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