My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. So I sent him a "get well soon" card! |
Yeh Hamra Ghar Hai Yeh Hamare Gharwale Hain Aur Yahan Hamari Be-Izzati Ki Ja Rahi Hai! #PawryHoRahiHai |
If you don't look back in life and think you were an idiot, then you're probably still an idiot! |
Lighting a candle you bought is watching your money burn! |
When I was a child I slept with the door open because I was scared of what might be inside my room. Now I sleep with my door closed because of what might be outside my room! |
Anti Valentine group catches a couple on the seaside getting cozy and they scream, "This nonsense is against our culture. We will get you two married" The couple says, "But we are already married." The group apologizes, says sorry and leaves..!! The couple heaves a sigh of relief. Thank God they didn't ask us if we were married to each other. |
Boy: Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Bank Balance Hai... Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Girl: Mere Paas Tere Jaise 4 aur Hain! |
I'm planning to write a Valentine's Day poem to all the singles out there. Can anyone let me know what rhymes with Cupid? |
Tuhadi Beauty 'Beauty', Saadi Beauty 'Filter'! |
You realize you've grown when staying up late becomes a burden instead of an achievement! |