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![Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br/>
Patient: I go to the temple.<br/>
Doctor: Good... and you pray there?<br/>
Patient: No... I mix-up all shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me and my stress goes away!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good... and you pray there?
Patient: No... I mix-up all shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me and my stress goes away! -
![The main function of the little toes on your feet is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place!]()
Upload to Facebook The main function of the little toes on your feet is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place! -
![GPS in my car is basically just one more woman in my life who tells me what to do and ignores my questions!]()
Upload to Facebook GPS in my car is basically just one more woman in my life who tells me what to do and ignores my questions! -
![Neighbour: I've been seeing your husband doing yoga every night. Very impressive. But I'm surprised why he's doing it in your driveway & that too at midnight.<br/>
Wife: He's not doing yoga. He's just returning home from the bar drunk!]()
Upload to Facebook Neighbour: I've been seeing your husband doing yoga every night. Very impressive. But I'm surprised why he's doing it in your driveway & that too at midnight.
Wife: He's not doing yoga. He's just returning home from the bar drunk! -
![Big-time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams.<br/>
`How was it?` he asked.<br/>
Son: They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing!]()
Upload to Facebook Big-time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams.
"How was it?" he asked.
Son: They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing! -
![Love the lovers;<br/>
Byt play the players!]()
Upload to Facebook Love the lovers;
Byt play the players! -
![When visiting my house please remember:</br></br>
If you don't like dog hair, stay off the couch.</br>
To you I'm a dog, but here I'm the baby.</br>
They like me more than they like most humans.</br>
I live here, you are a guest.</br>
They love me, they're only friends with you.</br>
You will be sniffed, possibly licked, deal with it!]()
Upload to Facebook When visiting my house please remember: If you don't like dog hair, stay off the couch. To you I'm a dog, but here I'm the baby. They like me more than they like most humans. I live here, you are a guest. They love me, they're only friends with you. You will be sniffed, possibly licked, deal with it! -
![When in a relationship: Mera Bacha.<br/>
After Break Up : Kutte Ka Bacha!]()
Upload to Facebook When in a relationship: Mera Bacha.
After Break Up : Kutte Ka Bacha! -
![I wonder how much more advanced the world would be if we didn't require sleep!]()
Upload to Facebook I wonder how much more advanced the world would be if we didn't require sleep! -
![Friend 1: Aur Bhai Shaadi Ke Baad Ka Pehla Valentine's Day Kaisa Raha?</br>
Friend 2: Jab Sasural Wala Genda Phool Mil Jata Hai Toh Valentine's Day Ka Gulab Ka Phool Gayab Ho Jata Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: Aur Bhai Shaadi Ke Baad Ka Pehla Valentine's Day Kaisa Raha? Friend 2: Jab Sasural Wala Genda Phool Mil Jata Hai Toh Valentine's Day Ka Gulab Ka Phool Gayab Ho Jata Hai!
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