| It's Saturday. Should I sit down and do nothing or... lay down and do nothing? |
| I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you"! |
| I was about to ask my beautiful girlfriend if she wanted to go for a ride on the bike with me. But then I remembered I don't have a girlfriend! |
| Jiska Koi Nahi Hota Uska Mobile Hota Hai; Aur Jiska Mobile Hota Hai Wo Kisi Ka Nahi Hota! |
| India has 2 types of Agarbattis: 1. For the Gods. 2. For the mosquitoes. However, God doesn't appear and mosquitoes don't disappear! |
| The most frequent lie we tell is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it!" |
| I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble letters across the road. I had to ask him, what's the word on the street! |
| The recipe said, 'Set the oven to 180 degrees.' Now I can't open it because the door is facing the wall! |
| I was researching Atheism. Turns out it's a non-prophet organization! |
| In my job interview, I was asked what some of my good qualities were... Well, my doctor always calls me patient! |
