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![I was about to ask my beautiful girlfriend if she wanted to go for a ride on the bike with me.</br>
But then I remembered I don't have a girlfriend!]()
Upload to Facebook I was about to ask my beautiful girlfriend if she wanted to go for a ride on the bike with me. But then I remembered I don't have a girlfriend! -
![Jiska Koi Nahi Hota Uska Mobile Hota Hai;</br>
Aur Jiska Mobile Hota Hai Wo Kisi Ka Nahi Hota!]()
Upload to Facebook Jiska Koi Nahi Hota Uska Mobile Hota Hai; Aur Jiska Mobile Hota Hai Wo Kisi Ka Nahi Hota! -
![India has 2 types of Agarbattis:</br>
1. For the Gods.</br>
2. For the mosquitoes.</br></br>
However, God doesn't appear and mosquitoes don't disappear!]()
Upload to Facebook India has 2 types of Agarbattis: 1. For the Gods. 2. For the mosquitoes. However, God doesn't appear and mosquitoes don't disappear! -
![The most frequent lie we tell is `I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it!`]()
Upload to Facebook The most frequent lie we tell is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it!" -
![I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble letters across the road.</br>
I had to ask him, what's the word on the street!]()
Upload to Facebook I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble letters across the road. I had to ask him, what's the word on the street! -
![The recipe said, 'Set the oven to 180 degrees.'</br>
Now I can't open it because the door is facing the wall!]()
Upload to Facebook The recipe said, 'Set the oven to 180 degrees.' Now I can't open it because the door is facing the wall! -
![I was researching Atheism.</br>
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization!]()
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![In my job interview, I was asked what some of my good qualities were...</br>
Well, my doctor always calls me patient!]()
Upload to Facebook In my job interview, I was asked what some of my good qualities were... Well, my doctor always calls me patient! -
![Harassed Husband:</br>
Sir, I am married for 17 years. Whenever we quarrel, my wife calls her brother from Bombay, who comes by next flight, punches me black and blue and flies back. My wife pays for the tickets using my credit card. Please help me.</br></br>
Answer from Councillor:</br>
I am very sorry to know about your situation. In today's world, this has become quite common for most of us. The best is for you to shift to Bombay so that you can at least save the airfares!]()
Upload to Facebook Harassed Husband: Sir, I am married for 17 years. Whenever we quarrel, my wife calls her brother from Bombay, who comes by next flight, punches me black and blue and flies back. My wife pays for the tickets using my credit card. Please help me. Answer from Councillor: I am very sorry to know about your situation. In today's world, this has become quite common for most of us. The best is for you to shift to Bombay so that you can at least save the airfares! -
![If you collect 100 black ants and 100 red ants and put them in a glass jar nothing will happen, but if you take the jar, shake it violently and leave it on the table, the ants will start killing each other. Reds believe that black is the enemy while black believe that red is the enemy when the real enemy is the person who shook the jar. The same is true in society. Left vs Right</br>
Your religion vs My religion</br>
Before we fight each other, we must ask ourselves: Who rocked the jar?]()
Upload to Facebook If you collect 100 black ants and 100 red ants and put them in a glass jar nothing will happen, but if you take the jar, shake it violently and leave it on the table, the ants will start killing each other. Reds believe that black is the enemy while black believe that red is the enemy when the real enemy is the person who shook the jar. The same is true in society. Left vs Right Your religion vs My religion Before we fight each other, we must ask ourselves: Who rocked the jar?
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