| Tesla has competition: In view of hike in Petrol and Diesel prices, Alok Nath has invented a car that runs on Aashirwad and has called it SANSCAR! |
| Tattoo Ko Hindi Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Ae Mere Badan Ke Logo! |
| People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being! |
| Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call! |
| Tumhara Prem, Prem; Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra! |
| Adjective for metal is metallic; But not so for iron which is ironic! |
| What do you call 2 birds stuck together? Velcrows! |
| What did Newton think when he discovered gravity? Shit is about to go down! |
| Why did the mime get kicked out of school? He was always acting out! |
| Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving. I told him it's because they are stationary! |
