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![People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being!]()
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![Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call!]()
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![Tumhara Prem, Prem;</br>
Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra!]()
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![Adjective for metal is metallic;</br>
But not so for iron which is ironic!]()
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![What do you call 2 birds stuck together?</br>
Velcrows!]()
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![What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?</br>
Shit is about to go down!]()
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![Why did the mime get kicked out of school?</br>
He was always acting out!]()
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![Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving.</br>
I told him it's because they are stationary!]()
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![It's Saturday.</br>
Should I sit down and do nothing or...</br>
lay down and do nothing?]()
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![I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.</br>
She looked up and whispered, `They're right behind you`!]()
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