| There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company! |
| Sometimes I post sh*t. Just to see whose head explodes! |
| On her birthday wife wanted me to take her to someplace expensive. So I took her to the petrol pump! |
| 1. Second 2. Minute 3. Hour 4. Day 5. Week 6. Month 7. Year 8. Decade 9. Century 10. Millennium 11. My wife getting ready |
| If revenge is sweet, and revenge is a dish best served cold, then isn't revenge ice cream? |
| Can someone explain that in English why does the letter C exist? A soft C sounds like an S and a hard C sounds like a K. Why not just use the letters S and K? |
| When a girl is looking at me, the difficulty level of everything I do increases automatically! |
| For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold... . . . . . Whiskey Goli Lo! |
| Heard in Starbucks Delhi: Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please? Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'. Punjabi: Akka Benkod, Wahi De De! |
| Don't forget that this month we are celebrating those three days when men are always right. February 29, 30 and 31 |
