| Customer: I will not pay the bill. Manager: Why not? You ordered 42 coffee. Customer: I said 4 tea, 2 coffee! |
| If I ever become a dietician, I'll be asking where you had the Chole Bhature from instead of why! |
| Yeh Hamara Mobile Hai Yeh Hum Hain Aur Yeh Hum Time Waste Kar Rahe Hain! |
| I have a drinking problem. Two hands and just one mouth! |
| A man working in the Guinness brewery in Dublin fell into a 5,000-gallon vat of beer and could be rescued only after five hours. While he was regaining consciousness in the company's hospital, his wife asked if he suffered much. His fellow worker replied, "I don't think so. He climbed out twice to pee!" |
| A Punjabi kid asked his mother, "How do you say please?" Mother: We don't use that word! |
| Fuel prices in India are so high that even stray dogs have stopped running after passing cars. What will they do with it if they catch it? Can't afford to drive it now! |
| I get ignored so much... . . . . . . that my name should be Terms & Conditions! |
| I am so middle class, I believe expired sanitizers kill more germs! |
| Self-confidence is trusting yourself to eat tomato soup in a white shirt! |
