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![Yeh Hamara Mobile Hai</br>
Yeh Hum Hain</br>
Aur Yeh Hum Time Waste Kar Rahe Hain!]()
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Two hands and just one mouth!]()
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![A man working in the Guinness brewery in Dublin fell into a 5,000-gallon vat of beer and could be rescued only after five hours.</br>
While he was regaining consciousness in the company's hospital, his wife asked if he suffered much.
His fellow worker replied, `I don't think so. He climbed out twice to pee!`]()
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![A Punjabi kid asked his mother, `How do you say please?`</br>
Mother: We don't use that word!]()
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![Fuel prices in India are so high that even stray dogs have stopped running after passing cars.</br>
What will they do with it if they catch it? Can't afford to drive it now!]()
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that my name should be Terms & Conditions!]()
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![I am so middle class, I believe expired sanitizers kill more germs!]()
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![Self-confidence is trusting yourself to eat tomato soup in a white shirt!]()
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![There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company!]()
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![Sometimes I post sh*t.</br>
Just to see whose head explodes!]()
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