| I prayed to God to remove the fakes. Now my sneakers are missing! |
| Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it. It's half-empty! |
| Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late! |
| The worst things that you can do to your wife: 5. Cheating on her 4. Lying to her 3. Disrespecting her 2. Abusing her 1. Not noticing her new haircut |
| Got Vaccinated! No Major Side-effects... . . . . . Only When He Said "No Alcohol for 45 Days" - Tab Thoda Chakkar Aaya Tha! |
| Please do not post messages like: Daughter of Rickshaw Wala won the silver medal, Son of Rickshaw Wala becomes an IAS officer, Daughter of Rickshaw Wala scored 99.5% in exams. After reading these messages my children are compelling me to drive a Rickshaw! |
| My wife and I make all our big decisions together. Okay, at least I'm in the same room with her when she's making those decisions! |
| One man's "damn, she is crazy" is another man's "damn, that dude was right!" |
| I lost a good riding buddy in an accident. His finger got stuck in a wedding ring! |
| What is the similarity between eating stale food and watching toxic news? Both cause Diarrhoea, however at the opposite ends! |
