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Upload to Facebook Fuel prices in India are so high that even stray dogs have stopped running after passing cars. What will they do with it if they catch it? Can't afford to drive it now! -
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Upload to Facebook I am so middle class, I believe expired sanitizers kill more germs! -
Upload to Facebook Self-confidence is trusting yourself to eat tomato soup in a white shirt! -
Upload to Facebook There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company! -
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Upload to Facebook On her birthday wife wanted me to take her to someplace expensive. So I took her to the petrol pump! -
Upload to Facebook 1. Second 2. Minute 3. Hour 4. Day 5. Week 6. Month 7. Year 8. Decade 9. Century 10. Millennium 11. My wife getting ready -
Upload to Facebook If revenge is sweet, and revenge is a dish best served cold, then isn't revenge ice cream? -
Upload to Facebook Can someone explain that in English why does the letter C exist? A soft C sounds like an S and a hard C sounds like a K. Why not just use the letters S and K?
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